paranolives:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

silvermender:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

negacrow:

nightmareloki:

newvagabond:

Omfg.

OH MY GOD

Well, that was unexpected.

Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!

OHMYGOD

WHAT

LOLOMG;;

Idon’teven

/DYING

OH MY GOD. XD AMAZING

tails804:

anotheronedirectionblog:

papersound:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

^^THAT.

I don’t even have a facebook anymore haha

^^ THAT GIF

my-other-plans-fell-through:

0fmiceandmeep:

cacophiliac:

Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.

Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok

preach.

But I’ve already read the Hunger Games. 

isis-:

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

tsunderage:

anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar

I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.

i discovered the other week that when i get a shock i bring my hands up as if im going to try to zap them

i subconciously believe i have superpowers

I like to think that superpowers are actually within our grasp, we just haven’t managed to break through that wall in our brains that tells us they don’t exist. 

thescienceofjohnlock:

teslatricity:

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

cherith:

i-am-not-a-guardian:

I expect no notes.

 

pretty much always

I go back and forth. Either I’m insecure and can’t write, confident and can write, or insecure after I have already written.

There’s also “God, I can write far better crap than I’m producing right now, why aren’t I?” It’s insecurity and ego all at once.

That last one speaks to me.

eeeek

*raises hand* oHo

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Did you try to change your fate? 

mikayla-gawain:

onemindarmy:

jessitumbls:

me trying to accomplish life goals

WHO BROUGHT FUCKING NEIGH NEIGH ALONG?

the only reaction i have in response to this is NOOOO. NOOOOO.

FOOL. THE NAME IS HOOF HOOF. XD 

canadianslut:

Satan tries to escape Katy Perry’s body

So I have an appointment to get my wisdom teeth removed next week, finally. Really, I don’t want them gone. :c I’m a bit attached to them as they aren’t really bothering me. Two have come in correctly, but one of them won’t break the surface of the gum and the other is completely sideways, so I suppose it’s best I get it over with. I won’t deny it, though. I’m a little scared. :c For an extraction of all four, they put you under. My brother says that you’re at least semi-conscious, you just can’t feel any pain. So I suppose that’s alright. What I’m most worried about, though, is what I might say coming out of the anesthesia. 8[ I’ve heard the stories about the weird-ass things people have said on that stuff. My mom has already had to deal with my incoherency in the morning (seriously, if she talks to me before I’m actually awake, I make NO sense). I’m also slightly worried since Mom told me a story only a little while ago about a kid who died having his wisdom teeth out. Not because of the anesthesia or anything, but because the doctor/assistants forgot that he still had gauze in the back of his mouth (they’ll put it there sometimes to keep you from swallowing any pieces of the teeth if they have to break it up). Since he was still rather heavily under the influence of the anesthesia, he started to move about, but I guess he must’ve been sluggish, so they just thought the stuff was wearing off. But he ended up choking to death on the gauze. :c He was only 23. Like me. My brother says I’ll be fine, that it’s no big deal and that the doctor I’m seeing is really awesome. But I’ve never done something like this before. :c So I’m nervous. TT~TT